When will I find love ?
Me: Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
11 year old's usernames when I was 11: fairy_princess
11 year old's usernames now: fuckmeharry69
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...