September 2012
4 posts
July 2012
5 posts
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When will I find love ?
June 2012
46 posts
Me: Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
11 year old's usernames when I was 11: fairy_princess
11 year old's usernames now: fuckmeharry69
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
orgasms
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...
